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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9735 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 137 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?