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CreeperBlockerGFStealer420

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	68
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters! Just like the time a creepy homeless guy mistook our player for his girlfriend and things got super awkward. But don’t worry, our player handled it like a pro and saved their coworker from a potential disaster. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server? Join now for a mix of excitement, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but hopefully not with creepy homeless guys)!

Adulting Smackdown

Adulthood, adulting, bills, career development, Challenges, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial management, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Life skills, Maturity, personal growth, reality check, responsibilities, self-care, self-sufficiency, SmackDown, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to forget about bills, responsibilities, and that annoying coworker who always steals your lunch from the office fridge.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise, complete with towering castles, secret underground lairs, and even a pet dragon if you’re feeling adventurous. Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our enchanted forests, where the trees whisper secrets and the animals dance to the beat of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly PvP tournaments and show off your mad skills in epic battles against other players. Trust us, nothing says stress relief like taking down your friends with a diamond sword while wearing a chicken costume.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness.

CraftyDepressantz

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Votes:	2011
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8708	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1790

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99
Buildings Constructed:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Votes:	3168	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!