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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1899 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!