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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5380 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 458 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 257 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!