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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	7114	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Items Found:	6901
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8950
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	4677	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	132
Zombie Dances:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5579	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	7490	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse