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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1311 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5441 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.
And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!
So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?