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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4122 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1654 |
| Farms Harvested: | 195 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. Not to mention, our diamond ore veins are so massive, you’ll need a pickaxe the size of a skyscraper to mine them all.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have a secret underground society of builders who create pixel art that comes to life at night. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, the winners are crowned the rulers of the server for a week.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become the best college football team in the world. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
