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Welcome to EclipseMC: Where Vanilla meets Anarchy, and chaos reigns supreme!

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EclipseMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Lifesteal, Vanilla, Mining
Community Size	Large
Join EclipseMC	Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
1. What type of players does EclipseMC cater to?	EclipseMC caters to Lifesteal Enthusiasts, Vanilla Adventurers, and regular miners.
2. How large is the community on EclipseMC?	EclipseMC has a large community of players and members.
3. How long has EclipseMC been running?	EclipseMC was started recently but has already amassed a lot of players who enjoy the server.
4. How can I join EclipseMC?	You can join EclipseMC by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Crafty Kids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you horny Minecraft players out there!

Join us on SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and steamy encounters. Our community is full of players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly, so get ready to unleash your inner deviant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Threadhorny, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of naughty players to join in its debaucherous escapades. Will you be brave enough to face the Threadhorny and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of shamelessness – you’re gonna need it!

‘This is a gamer’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Off” competition, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

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so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

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come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1050	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2084	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7579

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Crafty Kids Minecraft Server

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‘This is a gamer’ Minecraft SMP

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CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

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RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

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RedFlagCraft

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MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

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KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

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Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

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Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2435	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4942	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ores Mined:	2704
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1