| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8823 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9134 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 65 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Votes: | 4410 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5626 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5636 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1711 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7443 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 3163 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 607 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8078 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2418 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2982 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
