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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2699 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!