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Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	182
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	261767
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	141	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1069	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	55	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	New Chunks Explored:	70505
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!