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Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	7742	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1572

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Daily Mail Australia reporting on a scandalous story about a transgender OnlyFans model named Kay Manuel. But don’t worry, we won’t out you or cause chaos in your life like they did to poor Kay.

Join our server and experience the thrill of sleeping with 75 legally-aged school leavers within the first two days at Schoolies…virtually, of course! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll feel right at home as you embark on outrageous adventures and create insane stories of your own.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	3179
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	37	Enchantments Applied:	281
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
New Chunks Explored:	88889	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Items Found:	4587	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4661	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	971483	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4443
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!