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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6658 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 8857 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
yo, you gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Paris climate agreement but on steroids, bro. like, trump’s exit from the agreement ain’t got nothin’ on the craziness happenin’ here. we got volcanoes eruptin’ every hour, makin’ the whole server look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect ya from the lava showers.
and get this, instead of creepers blowin’ up your builds, we got giant chickens stompin’ around, squawkin’ and layin’ explosive eggs everywhere. it’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with a twist.
plus, our community is so lit, we got players from all over the world, includin’ aliens from Mars and vampires from Transylvania. you never know who you’ll run into next, so keep your sword handy and your wits about ya.
so come on down to our server, where the climate may be chaotic but the fun never stops. join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it.
