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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6768 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 4030 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8261 |
lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
