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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7550 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.
