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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7192 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 108 |
Crops Grown: | 2795 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!
Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?