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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9579 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Emeralds Found: | 9455 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 381787 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you survive a night in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the meme that became prophetic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!