How to please an older woman Minecraft Servers

How to please an older woman Minecraft Servers

  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3228
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Ores Mined: 5587
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7712
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Potions Brewed: 73
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

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  • Helosion

    Helosion
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2374
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ores Mined: 8518 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4217 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7629
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9743 Zombie Dances: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Crops Grown: 1429 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Animals Bred: 157
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7907
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Enchantments Applied: 168
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9097
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4071 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4317
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2748 Dragon Scales Harvested: 497
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ores Mined: 7615 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9971
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 6445
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Villages Defended: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4647 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

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  • Raftel

    Raftel
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 937
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    raftel.craft.gg:10025

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