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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6214 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).