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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 587 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
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