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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 230 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
