| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7595 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | New Chunks Explored: | 401031 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9407 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4295 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8844 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4583 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2129 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6914 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3708 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 269 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9434 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8986 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7970 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8382 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
