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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8367
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Potions Brewed: 50 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9036
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9181 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1730
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 3804
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Potions Brewed: 147
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Towns Built: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 1154

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 104
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8402
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3510
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Emeralds Found: 3156
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9798
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 76 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Animals Bred: 30 Crops Grown: 6194
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Magic Items Found: 6813
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7581
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Magic Items Found: 2221
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9721
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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