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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3160 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!