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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4877 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
