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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7256 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 150 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)