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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5674 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2907 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!