| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2132 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 214 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 464 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3317 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 139 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2897 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 118 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8468 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2888 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 427 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4215 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6749 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2610 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9705 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Mines Excavated: | 2771 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2398 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5772 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
