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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5842 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!