| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1813 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 34 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3626 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7057 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5518 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 108 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2845 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5254 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 59 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8248 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2985 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2435 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9869 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 71163 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5311 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6492 |
| Ores Mined: | 1423 | Enchantments Applied: | 72 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9390 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
