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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 818 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3381 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
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