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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 714 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 1172 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama wearing a top hat, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited cake.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: get used to it.