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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1348 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7513 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8560 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!