| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5270 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4871 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1563 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 325 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5981 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 1237 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1523 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3061 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3327 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Votes: | 7064 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5392 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6011 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2320 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
