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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5400 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
