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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 279 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8497 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 127 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!