Players: |
107/900 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
55 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
1 |
Love Letters Sent: |
15 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
9 |
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