| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 247 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1060 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
49.12.223.75:10815
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5991 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
areustupid.ddns.net:25248
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8111 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.
So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3044 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!
And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2583 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9664 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3577 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2401 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!
if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2830 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 849 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3246 |
imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 986 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4409 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
