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Chad’s CritiqueCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8520	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4390
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

NaziCraft LOLz

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Potions Brewed:	101	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	19
New Chunks Explored:	538251	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPersona

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9001
Potions Brewed:	152	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	2100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, with surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 76229133

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about SEX! That’s right, we’ve got sexy skins, naughty roleplay, and even a strip club where you can show off your pixelated assets. Join us for a wild time that will have you saying “Creeper, oh man” in a whole new way! So come on, get your blocky booty over here and let’s get freaky in the world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP – Where the only thing wilder than the players is our semi-vanilla potatoes!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Bloom SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features:

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6.
Is there anti-griefing protection?	Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Night Shift Shenanigans

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5820
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of the boring day shift grind? Join our Minecraft server and work the night shift instead! The night is always in need of more friends, and what better way to make new buddies than by mining and crafting together under the moonlight?

But beware, the night shift on our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers throw wild parties in the caves, zombies have dance-offs in the graveyard, and skeletons play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So ditch the day shift job and come join us on our crazy night shift adventure. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Join now and see what mischief awaits you in the darkness!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!