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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 1267 |
so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
