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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4014 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1282 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!
On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!