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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8966 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
