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NoThankYouCardsNeeded

attendees, crackers, Elopement, Etiquette, gift, gourmet food basket, in person, Jams, low key, NoThankYouCardsNeeded, parents, personalized, small ceremony, specialty cheese, spreads, Thank you Cards, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding favors, wine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4505
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP wedding guest list? Look no further! Our server is so small and intimate, it’s like an elopement-style ceremony with only 8 players allowed at a time. You’ll feel like family with our tight-knit community of players.

And just like a fancy wedding favor, we give out the most luxurious gifts to our players. Forget diamonds, we’re talking about gourmet food baskets with specialty cheese, wine, crackers, and jams. Your inventory will be so full of delicious treats, you won’t know what to eat first!

But beware, just like in-laws who expect a thank-you card for every little thing, some players on our server might expect a personalized message for every block you mine. So if you’re ready for a server with drama as juicy as a wedding reception, join us now!

EternalEnergyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your sleep-deprived prayers! Join us and discover the secret to never getting tired again – it’s all in the pixels, baby!

Our server is filled with magical potions that will keep you energized 24/7. We’ve got a team of Minecraft scientists working around the clock to create the ultimate energy drink that will have you mining and crafting like a madman without ever needing to sleep.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted beds that will give you the most restful sleep of your life in just 5 minutes. Say goodbye to those pesky mobs interrupting your beauty rest – our beds come equipped with anti-zombie and skeleton shields!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and unlock the mysteries of eternal energy. Who needs sleep when you’ve got unlimited power-ups and enchanted sleep chambers at your disposal? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and never feel tired again!

BlockheadHaters

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!

SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

allergic rhinitis, Allergies, AllergyFree, asthma, autumn birth, birth month, birth season, childhood health, environmental factors, epidemiology, finland, health outcomes, health study, immune system, Medical research, respiratory conditions, risk factors, seasonal allergies, seasonal effects, SeasonCraft, summer birth, winter birth, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷

our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳

we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧

so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼

OrionCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to grief your base! Join us now on 1.21.X!

1.21.X, adult owned server, base, Community, CREEPERS, custom enchantments, Dynamic economy, Economy, Grief, Join, Lazy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, OrionCraft, Player Shops, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, spawn shops, Staff, Survival, toxic behavior, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	508
Mines Excavated:	1666	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Ores Mined:	9635
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

IP	play.orioncraft.org
Website	www.orioncraft.org
Discord	discord

Introduction

We’re a small server who first started out in late 2021.

Who are we and who do we want?

We’re looking for fun, dedicated Minecraft players. Our server is owned and operated by adults, but all ages are welcome. As a general rule of thumb, all players should behave in a way that does not negatively represent our community or ruin the game experience for other players. Actively targeting weak/new players or deliberately provoking people with trash talk or other toxic actions are not respectful behaviors and are not tolerated.

Our staff fully consists of people above 16 years old. All of the staff have had staff positions and done staff work since the beginning.

More Information

Version 1.19
Semi vanilla survival
MCMMO
Dynamic Economy (prices change based on supply and demand)

More Features

900+ quests to complete from
Treasure hunt in spawn
Custom enchantments
Tons of custom enchants
Spawn shops
Player shops
More coming soon

Rules

Can be found in our forums or discord.

How to join?

IP: play.orioncraft.org

Website: www.orioncraft.org

Discord: discord

Loid’s Delusional Minecraft Server

backstory, BETRAYAL, Character development, cover story, Deception, Decision making, Delusional, Espionage, Lies, Loid, loids, Manipulation, Minecraft, motivation, Mystery, Prostitute, psychological thriller, secret identity, Server, Spy, Trust, Truth, undercover, yor

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even pretending to be a former prostitute for fun! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can create your own crazy stories just like Yor and Loid.

Imagine the chaos of a world where your character’s backstory includes a stint as a professional lady of the night. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with that kind of reputation? Maybe you’ll start a brothel in the virtual world or become the most sought-after player in the server. The possibilities are endless!

So why did Yor decide to keep up the charade? Maybe she just wanted to spice up her Minecraft experience or maybe she’s just a master of deception. Either way, you’ll never know what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper420 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, BELIEF, conjecture, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeper420, Hypothesis, idea.., Insight, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, pondering, Reflection, rumination, smp, speculation, theory, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the villagers have taken up breakdancing as their new profession.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who are experts in the art of llama jousting. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world!

EngageCraft: AITA Party Foul?

aita, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Event, Foul, Friend, friendship, Jealousy, Misunderstand, Party, Planning, Proposal, special day, Timing, trip, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with proposals, engagement parties, and wedding drama!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught up in a whirlwind of emotions. Will you propose to your virtual girlfriend in the next few weeks, only to find out not everyone is on board with your love story? Will you accidentally plan your engagement party on the same day as your friend’s, causing a rift in your virtual friendships? And don’t even get me started on the wedding dates drama – who knew pixels could hold so much tension?

But fear not, because on our server, every day is a soap opera waiting to happen. Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your virtual relationships and your sanity. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyRedditor

Boredom, Communication, Community, Connecting, CraftyRedditor, digital age, discussion forum, Entertainment, Interaction, internet, memes, networking, News, Online Community, online platform, procrastination, reddit, sharing, social media, Technology, User-generated content

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs a boring old wooden house anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power (just be careful not to accidentally drop it in a pool of lava).

So why are you still on reddit? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

IceCaveDisasterMC Server

Arctic, cave exploration, emergency response, environmental impact, extreme tourism, geological hazard, glacier, hazardous conditions, Ice cave collapse, ice formation, IceCaveDisasterMC, Iceland, missing, natural disaster, rescue operation, risk assessment, safety precautions, search and rescue, Server, Tourist, Tragedy, travel accident

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	9061	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like an ice cave collapse in Iceland but in a virtual world, yo! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us now before it’s too late!