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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 410 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Ores Mined: | 7246 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.
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