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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2865 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 80 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.