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Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2602

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	182	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	4097
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Votes:	2779
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1732
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮