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CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	25

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	2

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Holy Grails Found:	3

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	655591
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchantments Applied:	189
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	1008
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ores Mined:	1532	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?

Melting Iceberg Madness

arctic ice, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental catastrophe, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland Ice Sheet, ice loss, ice melt, iceberg, madness, melting, melting ice, ocean levels, polar ice caps, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Items Found:	1267	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!