| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8217 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8848 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4057 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8843 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6562 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1592 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6520 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6125 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6161 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1360 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 120 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 926 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
