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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6326 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).