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CraftyBachelorette Minecraft Server

air conditioner, bachelor party, bachelorette money, Bridesmaids, car maintenance, Cash, Communication, coolant fan, CraftyBachelorette, Dinner, family, financial support, Generosity, hike, house poor, mani pedis, Minecraft, oil change, Server, soon to be DIL, Wedding, wedding expenses, WIBTA

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your soon-to-be in-laws? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your DIL’s bachelorette party look like a snooze fest.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Just like how your DIL decided to use her bachelorette money for car repairs instead of a wild party, we’re all about making unexpected choices.

Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise not to ask you to fix any coolant fans or change any oil – unless you’re into that kind of thing. So come on over and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than this family drama!

PoolPlaytime4Tots

child development, childhood memories, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, family bonding, family dynamics, family time, life guard, outdoor activities, parenting, pool play, pool rules, pool toys, PoolPlaytime4Tots, summer fun, swimming instructor, swimming lessons, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	923972	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no swimming in the pool unless you’ve mastered the art of swimming like a pro. Just like how our five-year-old can’t splash around in the pool until he’s a swimming champion, you too can experience the thrill of being banned from fun activities for no reason at all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.

So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

RegretfulRants Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Have you ever accidentally spilled the beans about your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, that’s not just accepted – it’s encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Our community is filled with fellow llama lovers who will cheer you on as you create your very own llama-themed empire.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden llama sanctuary where mystical llama gods bestow special powers upon those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the llamas?

So come on down to our server and let your llama flag fly high! Just remember, in this world, it’s all about the drama… I mean, llamas.

CraftyCashCow

bare essentials, budgeting, CraftyCashCow, emergency fund, Essentials, Expenses, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial resilience, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial well-being, money management, must haves, Necessities, non-negotiables, Priorities, rainy day fund, SAVING, smart spending, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being broke in real life but still want to ball out in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. Forget about mining for hours on end, just join our server and watch the riches roll in!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Mafia. These swine mean business and will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Join their ranks and become a feared mob boss in the Minecraft world. Just watch out for any pesky players trying to steal your bacon!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and zombies – they’ve got some killer moves, literally! Just make sure to watch your back, things can get a little wild down there.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real-life money when you can be a virtual millionaire with a pig mafia at your beck and call? Let the madness begin!

MemoryCrafters

ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, brain activity, cognition, Cognitive science, creativity, deep learning, dream interpretation, dreams, imagination, inspiration, machine learning, Memories, MemoryCrafters, neural networks, prompts, Sleep, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, Visualization

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Potions Brewed:	91
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where dreams are AI-generated prompts that draw from our life’s memories! imagine building a castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow forest, or battling a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes! our server is so crazy, even herobrine thinks we’re nuts! join now for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself!

EcoChargeCrafters

#sustainability, alternative fuel, carbon footprint, charging systems, clean energy, climate impacts, comparison, Costs, EcoChargeCrafters, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, Emissions, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green technology, Infrastructure, renewable energy, Transportation, transportation sector, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join da most epic minecraft server eva? well u should cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find.

oh and did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? they can build anything u want in a matter of seconds.

plus, we have a mini game where u can ride on the back of a giant turtle and race against other players. winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Infitech 2u: Where The Night Fossils Fear YOU! PVE, Claims, Whitelist, Java

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5048	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Votes:	6005	Vanishing Items Found:	8

New Infitech 2u: Fear the Night Fossil Edition Server

Overview:

Server Type	Gaming
Whitelisted	Yes
Players	40+ players
Server Owner	Aura Fury

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and get whitelisted by mentioning you are here for Fear the Night.
Where can I download the modpack?	You can download the modpack on the prism launcher or Technic at: here.
Is the server run by a non-profit organization?	Yes, the server is run by Aura Fury, a 501c3 non-profit dedicated to building a community.
Do you have content creator-friendly servers?	Yes, we welcome content creators and have a dedicated section for them on our Discord.
What other games does the community play?	We play multiple games including Minecraft, Starbound, Ark, among others. We add new games based on community interest.

Join our discord here to join the server and say you are here for Fear the Night: discord.gg/aurafury

DaughterCraft Minecraft Server

childhood development, DaughterCraft, Daughters, daughters vs sons, emotional intelligence, family, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Misogyny, Motherhood, parenting, raising girls, raising strong girls, relationships, self worth, Server, sexism, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server experience? Look no further! Our server is like raising a daughter – full of surprises and drama, but ultimately worth it in the end. Join us and become the town bike of Minecraft, spreading joy and chaos wherever you go. And remember, if you happen to have a son in-game, congratulations! You’re on the path to a successful Minecraft marriage. But if you have a daughter, well, get ready for some serious daddy issues and drama. So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness!

ThreadSkipper Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, community norms, forum advice, forum behavior, forum confusion, forum culture, forum etiquette, forum help, forum newcomers, forum participation, forum posts, forum questions, forum rules, forum support, forum threads, forum tips, game discussions, Minecraft, newfag, online forums, Server, skipped gamethreads, ThreadSkipper

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where time is just a number and rules are meant to be broken! Join us and experience the thrill of skipping gamethreads like a true newfag pro.

Our server is so wild that we went from 5 to 7 in the blink of an eye – because who needs logic when you have pure chaos and fun? Don’t worry about following the rules here, we embrace the madness and encourage you to unleash your inner crazy Minecraft genius.

So come on, join us and be part of the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our server? Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get weird together!

NeighborhoodNoiseControl

apartment hallway, baby crying, bad rep, Communication, Confrontation, crying baby, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, hallway floor, Indian, midnight, NeighborhoodNoiseControl, neighbors, noise, parenting, racism, Sleep, Southeast Asian, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with crying babies on the floor of your hallway at midnight! Join us and escape the insanity of real life neighbors who think it’s okay to disturb your peace with their wailing infants.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of rude neighbors accusing you of being racist for asking them to quiet down. Let your creativity run wild as you explore a world where babies are kept safely inside and not left to cry in the hallway like it’s some kind of twisted lullaby.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally get some peace and quiet without the drama of entitled neighbors and their floor-dwelling babies. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our Minecraft world where the only crying you’ll hear is from mobs getting wrecked by your epic skills. Join us now and leave the real world behind – no racist accusations or crying babies allowed!